I’m into rope

I’ve got a home computer

I’ve got lots of compact discs

But for all my tastes in fetishes,

I don’t take many risks

I only like the real things

because I am a healthy bloke

My friends are into online play

and I am into rope

So I go diddly diddly

diddly diddly

diddly diddly

diddly diddly

diddly diddly

diddly diddly

diddly diddly

diddly do

I’ve seen a lot of bruises

I’ve even seen some cuts

The most fun is a flogger

When it’s used on someone’s butt

I was once hit with a paddle

And they pounded til it broke

My friends are into S and M

and I am into rope

I’ve done it in the country,

I do it in the town

I’ve tied inside my bath

where I tied until I drowned

Dont wanna take no drugs,

No pills, no shit, no coke

My friends are into legal highs

but I am into rope

I’m into rope,

I’m into rope

I told it to my friends

and they thought it was a joke

I’m into rope,

I’m into rope

My friends are into spanking ass

and I am into rope

I practice with my hempex

I practice with some jute

It only takes a length of hemp

to get me in the mood

You can tell that I’m a rigger

By the way I coil my rope

My friends are into straps and chains

and I am into rope

I’m into rope,

I’m into rope

I once tried to deep-throat

but I began to choke

I’m into rope,

I’m into rope

My friends are into puppy-play

and I am into rope